Steven universe is a show about lesbian space rocks.
Person 1: Hey do you watch Steven Universe?
Person 2: No, what’s it about?
Person 1: Lesbian Space rocks
by Taylor Lapidot October 26, 2019
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A show on Cartoon Network produced by Rebecca Sugar, the first female producer in CN history. It's about a boy named Steven who's twelve-ish and lives with three deities called the Crystal Gems, aptly named Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. He himself is a Crystal Gem due to his mother Rose Quartz sacrificing her physical form to birth him. He also has a dad who lives in a van and runs a car wash. He learns how to use his powers by going with the Gems whenever they need to save the Earth from destruction. Garnet is the serious one, Amethyst is the wild one, and Pearl is the responsible one. Despite their differences, they all love Steven the same and treat him like their son. This show is beautiful and amazing and should never be compared to the likes of Uncle Grandpa and Teen Titans Go. It has a real plot and the characters are evolving more and more. It doesn't have the stupid comedy style of Adventure Time (making up words and using nonsensical words as slang); what makes this show special is that it can be funny without "trying" to be funny. Easily CN's best show.
Steven Universe is the only thing that keeps me on Cartoon Network these days.
by lonelyrootbeer February 22, 2015
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A show about gay alien space rocks that came to earth one day. One of them had a baby with human(the bisexual one) and make Steven. De good alien space rock try save earth but de bad one dont.War happenes and.... (theres a plot twist)
Good show would recommend to anyone who needs a good depression.
Steven Universe is Gay.
by SoMEthOT October 10, 2019
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A kids show about a 14 year old boy, who is half human, half gem. He also has no neck. He lives with 3 ( technically 4 ) space aliens named Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl. Garnet is 2 gay gems combined. Amethyst is an earthling. Pearl is gay for Steven’s dead mom. Steven’s dead mom Rose Quartz is actually Pink Diamond, one of the leaders of the gems. Also they recently made a movie where Steven has a neck. Easily the best show on CN
Steven Universe is the best show on Cartoon Network
by ALLIUMHEARTZ October 13, 2019
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Children's sexy show in which three lesbian space rocks and a 14-year-old hermaphrodite hybrid save Earth from other lesbian space rocks.
Everyone's a bitch but they get less bitchy later on.
"Steven Universe is the best show on Cartoon Network ever."
by DTerra117 April 14, 2017
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He's that teen who has PTSD in Steven Universe Future, yeah him. He's a hybrid gem (half human half gem) and his mom is Pink Diamond. His friends are also gems, and some are humans. He's been attacked by multiple random gems and has accepted death 3 times. Give him love please, Rebecca.
Are you Steven Universe? The son of Pink Diamond who left me in that goddamn GARDEN for 6000 years!?
by ADHD stan February 1, 2020
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A show about singing and crying. Also everyone is gay
Steven Universe is gay.
by Tigerfrik November 17, 2017
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