Computer

Fancy way of saying “PC”.

Normie: I play games on my pc
Gentleman: I entertain myself with my Computer

by RaccoonWithInternetAccess November 15, 2022

Computer

Shit sticks

I use my computer to google

by OnlyRealThings June 24, 2024

computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde

by Sexydimma August 31, 2012

Computer

A thingie that stores the information nobody shall ever see in your history.

I have to make sure nobody sees this computer!

by drumsoccer February 14, 2022