Onionlous

Onionlous or Fabalous is a special word which you can use on and only on Faba or Celebi, the ultimate onion king, and onion fairy. It is said that once you say "onionlous" exactly 251 times, in front of a bowl of peeled onions along with mixed Faba's hair and Celebi's fur, you might be able to travel in time. This method of travel in time was used many times in history and only very experienced travelers were able to travel through universes as well.

Hail to our onion rulers.

"Man, Faba is just...onionlous"
" That was just so onionlous from Celebi, can't believe that onion just did that to me"

by Onion ruler of the universe August 23, 2018

Onion

Something that has layers

Shrek eat onions

by %$& October 26, 2018

onioneous

food, or other material, that has an extremely strong odor or flavor of onions.

I can smell that from here! That spinach flatbread is onioneous!

by Sharkbit76 November 17, 2018

onion bean

An onion bean is the definition of Mac after half a yoke

Friend:have u seen Mac
Him:absolutely onion beaned

by Luggs January 15, 2019

Onion crumb

This is the offspring of a whole onion hread. When the onion bread ahas intercourse with an onion baguette, and onion crumb is produced from all the scraping against eachother. An onion crumb is the most wholesome bond an onion bread and onion baguette can have.

Me and my husband onion baguette just made an onion crumb

by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

onioncutter

noun

A person who is so damned good at making you cry that they must be cheating somehow.

verb form:

onioncutting

A person who is in the act of being an onioncutter.

(after watching exurb1a's "Misery was")

me: "Damned onioncutter bastard, I wanted to keep my tear-ducts intact!"

by EpiphanyThoughts March 18, 2019

Onions

Tor, or the reason why most people use incognito mode

"onions have layers"

by _Omniscience June 2, 2019