Flatbread

What a person is called when they think they have an ass, but they clearly don't.

She doesn't have an ass, she is a flatbread.

Flatbread by llama.com January 13, 2018

Flatbread

A fat girl who miraculosly has a flate chest.

Flat- her chest
Bread- her obesity making her feel "soft", like bread.

Man, that bitch you got is a flatbread, she's fat with no titties.

Flatbread by khades March 22, 2009

Flatbread

A word an idiot who can't spell accidentally typed instead of 'Felt that'

"I'm failing school."
"Flatbread."

Flatbread by SadHufflepuff January 12, 2021

FlatBread

🫓=∅
Whether it makes cents or not, tells how low income you is.

By definition, it's way better than bread crumbs though not much self-rising as it oughta become.
Synonyms/Antonyms:

🍞LOAF High Stack💵; real bread
🍕SLICE A short share of your stock; dividend
🥯BAGEL Sex Money; dirty bands
🍔SLIDER - Large; heft; awesome person
🥪SANDWICH - unexpected pressure
🥐CROISSANT - Flakey; bigger bread crumbs; puff pastry; imitation

B: Hey Mac, since you love cheese, had you ever once gotten FlatBread before?

M: As the DaBaby said himself: ♪I tell them broke boy to shut up♪ -- But in mixed feelings, why still resume doing that same old, same old for nothing much than less, Bill?

B: Ah! Right! I get you! So I take it you never pull-up in the lanes of fast-food before, just the standard grocer. All day everyday

M: considering if it's well spent. $$

FlatBread by FallenGrit June 18, 2021

Flatbread

A kind of roast that is requested by the roastee, as a sort of punishment for doing something they REALLY shouldn't have done

Person 1: Hey, bro, can you flatbread me?
Person 2: Sure, why?
Person 1: I want my girlfriend to step on me.
Person 2: Ok, *tak*... That's so disgusting, you're so disgusting. Only a sick depraved person like you would want that.
Person 1: Fucking owie

Flatbread by a schizophrenic teenager December 17, 2020

Flatbread

Verb

a type of roast that is requested by the roastee as a punishment for something they REALLY shouldn't have done.

Person 1: Hey, bro, can you flatbread me?
Person 2: Sure, why?
Person 1: I want my girlfriend to step on me.
Person 2: Ok, tak... You want your girlfriend to step on you? That's so disgusting, only someone as depraved as you would want something as gross as that.
Person 1: Fucking owie

Flatbread by a schizophrenic teenager December 17, 2020

Flatbread freestyle 

Some porn word I learned on reddit

Tiny Flatbread freestyled my mommy so hard last night bruh.

Flatbread freestyle by Lil soup August 16, 2023