A rudimentary type of 19th century telephone, the telephone relied on system of folks and their immediate friends to tension wires at a precise time in order to generate barometric frequencies that would route the users call to the appropriate destination by using a complex series of gears and pulleys.
Fun fact there are only 3 surviving onfonem operators left alive in the world!
“Hey try to keep it down in here, ally’s using the onfonem in the other room.”
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.