onioncutter

noun

A person who is so damned good at making you cry that they must be cheating somehow.

verb form:

onioncutting

A person who is in the act of being an onioncutter.

(after watching exurb1a's "Misery was")

me: "Damned onioncutter bastard, I wanted to keep my tear-ducts intact!"

by EpiphanyThoughts March 18, 2019

onion cutter

The ring around your inner asshole. Depending on how much your ass gets fucked varies in the size of the onion

Dude! Your onion cutter looks like an octopus mouth.

by Powerfulgreen March 2, 2018