EpiphanyThoughts's definitions

onioncutter

noun

A person who is so damned good at making you cry that they must be cheating somehow.

verb form:

onioncutting

A person who is in the act of being an onioncutter.

(after watching exurb1a's "Misery was")

me: "Damned onioncutter bastard, I wanted to keep my tear-ducts intact!"

by EpiphanyThoughts March 18, 2019