ejaculito

A small amount of jism. Usually on, or around, the chin.

Steve's mom was giving me a blow job. I blew my load and she swallowed it all except some ejaculito on her chin.

by CarlSpakler October 18, 2008

Eject-ulation

Some times pilots get very excited and comes very close to things. Eject-ulation is when a pilot gets out of a sticky situation before it becomes a "game over" situation.

We have full eject-ulation! The pilot got out safely before causing long-term situation.

by equaliz3r March 24, 2009

EJUC

The word that your cell phone library uses when you try to text the FUCK

God last night you made me so hott i just wanted to EJUC

by Pest300 May 1, 2009

Ejockulation

When a large (or small) party of sports jocks get together for a grand old time of group ejaculation. This congregation of jocks are usually the high school's sports heros who are secretly homosexual.

Hey Johnny! Wanna come with me and some of the dudes for some awesome ejockulation!? It's gonna be rad!

by Makins October 23, 2009

Ejacked

When someone Ejaculates out of a particularly harmful sexual encounter.

Dude1: dude she totally wanted to tie me up.

Dude2: good thing you Ejacked out of there, that could have been bad.

by The One Who Found The One August 13, 2010

Eject Rage

1. Becoming angry at a PC game and ejecting it as fast as possible, usually before exiting the program. This can be considered a form of "vidya rage".

2. Continuously hitting the eject button on a laptop, computer, etc. when the piece of crap piece of electronics "eats" your CD and won't give it back.

1. I had a case of eject rage when I lost in an hour-long match in Starcraft. I'm not playing that stupid game for a while.

2. My computer grinded and grinded trying to load something while I was having eject rage. It finally gave my CD back before the damn thing crashed.

by aandc August 29, 2010

Ejert

A shorter versioned word for Twatwaffle. Also means 'Suck my Dick Bitch'

yo mah ejerts wat good up in diz bitch

by Ray Edwardo Carmeno November 29, 2010