Chanceller Rizz 

A person with the upmost highest rizz in the universe. Named after Chanceller. Also known as the god of rizz.

- Hey do you have Chanceller Rizz Chanceller

- Yeah, Yeah-eh, Yeah

Chanceller Rizz by the hood gonna love it December 17, 2022

Buckley's chance 

A very small chance of success, often expressed as "You've got two chances, mate. Buckley's and none." Alternatively contracted to "You've got Buckley's."

Derived from the life of William Buckley, an English soldier convicted of theft circa 1803 and sentenced to transportation to Port Phillip, (present-day Melbourne, in Australia). Buckley escaped and set off for Sydney. He was adopted by the Walthaurung Aborigines and arrived in Sydney in 1835, 32 years later.

Hey Wozza ya reckon Kyles would go for me?

No fuckin' way, Bluey, she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
But I got the horn for her!
Put ya old feller away, dingbat. You've got Buckley's chance.

Buckley's chance by penny-the-aussie June 9, 2018

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife 

Refers to a situation upon which there is a statistically binary outcome in the opportunity to have sex with an attractive married woman.

Person A - How do I know if there's a fifty percent chance I fuck your wife?
Person B - It's cool with me as long as it's cool with her and I'm allowed to watch!

fifty percent chance I fuck your wife by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Penitentiary Chances 

Engaging in a highly risky act (usually illegal) that has the high possibility of landing one in jail or prison.

Bitch please. I'm not smoking weed in public. I don't believe in taking Penitentiary Chances.

Penitentiary Chances by menoenglish April 20, 2017

Canged 

1. To indicate to an individual that you will do an act but in reality you have no intentions on following through.
2. To change your plans if something better comes along and not inform the person you originally made plans with. Leaving that person wondering what happened.

Originates from Lacey Township, NJ by an individual named John Cang who is famous for the above.

Strak: John said he was going to hang out last night but that nigga Canged me again.

Preston: That douche bag Canged me last week!

Canged by Strack-Attack August 6, 2006

chandeep 

An amazing person with a big heart who always wants the best for everyone. Smart, genuine, kind and pretty.

I wish I was a chandeep

chandeep by Jingkebells October 29, 2020

Bike Chanderson

Ship name for the pairing of Blaine Anderson and Mike Chang on the TV series Glee.

Bike Chanderson in 03x18:

Mike: Blaine, I need your help. Tina wants me to slick my hair back for prom and I’ve never used gel, so I have no idea what I’m doing.

Blaine: Biggest tip I can give you: never brush after you gel. Disaster. Second tip: feel free to use a little sweat or a little splash of water to reactivate the gel or give it a complete new look. See that? It’s a whole new 'do, my friend.

Bike Chanderson by bikechanderson March 25, 2013