Shart Burn

Shart burn
noun
1.
an uneasy burning sensation in the ring piece, typically extending toward the surrounding anus. Usually, but not exclusively, caused by the continued wiping necessitated by the eructation of fluid faeces.

I think one of the 15 pints I had last night must have come in a dirty glass. I've been pissing out of my arse all day and have terrible shart burn. I've had to get the wife to smear my ring with germoline.

by dogegg March 29, 2012

sartm

Single and ready to mingle

person 1: are you going out tonight?
person 2: yes I am

person 1: are you single?
person 2: yes I am sartm

by yamum42069 August 30, 2019

Death shart

When someone (often a patient in a medical setting) is on the verge of death and releases their bowels in a smelly flatulent display. It is an unquestionable sign of death. The soul leaves the body at this point.

We were doing CPR on the guy in room 7, and it seemed to be going well until he had a death shart.

Yeah you can't come back from that...

by Hybridpain May 20, 2015

Cart Shart

To leak fecal matter or full on defecate oneself while performing one or more cartwheels.

Connie was well on her way to earning a first place at her gymnastics competition when in the middle of her routine, she did a Cart Shart and it cost her the entire routine as well as a new leotard.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

land of the shart

A mocking and derogatory term for the United States of America, used by European users of 4chan's /pol/ and /int/ boards, often used to mock the "shit" opinions of American posters.

The term comes from a series of webms of Americans sharting (farting then shitting) in public places.

American: *posts some shit about interracial sex* (Mutt's Law)

European: Ah, the land of the shart. *posts a webm of an American sharting in a grocery store*

by TopNavySeal August 19, 2021

starting

Using mildly provocative verbal jocularity with the intention of kicking off some ultimately violent behaviour or pagger

A; "Are you enjoyin' yer toastie?"
B"Are you fecking starting on me?!"

by davidharris October 31, 2005

starter husband

a first husband, married in youth and divorced not long after, esp. relationships without children

I just married my starter husband at 18 to get away from my family.

by Grrtie October 18, 2004