dying retard

the appropriate insult to call someone after they push you off of a 1 block wide bridge into a lava lake in the nether

"ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU DYING RETARD!? WHAT THE FUCK!"

by Bryce Huxford August 28, 2022

Literal retard

People named Ragnar

Look at that literal retard, ah it's Ragnar what did you expect.

by Ragnar the retard September 23, 2022

mental retard (MR)

my ex girlfriends initials were m and r so i started calling her mental retard and she was so pissed about it but me and my friends found it hilarious

Person 1: Wow that person over there is so fat and ugly

Person 2: Yeah thats me ex girlfriend, we like to call her mental retard (MR)

by Ryder M March 7, 2023

weird retard

A ginger that has body pillow cases and is also overweight

Look at Wesley over there he’s a weird retard

by BigPPDan02 December 20, 2022

full blooded retard

one who is an idiot in every aspect of life, i.e. without common sense or education

A: How do I change my turn-signal fluid?
B: You must be a full blooded retard.

by ghost11 December 19, 2015

Occom's Retard

When a person does something so stupid or unexplainable that the only conclusion you can come to is that he/she is actually mentally disabled.

Wow, She is really stupid for going back out with Him, by Occom's Retard I can determine she is most likely mentally disabled.

by MoonNoodler February 2, 2017

fat fucking retard

One who is remarkably obese, and is typically mentally challenged, or a retard.

ur a fat fucking retard and you should kill yourself because nobody likes you

by fingerlickingvaginaparticles April 11, 2022