step on a frog

A polite excuse for blasting a fart.

Compare with step on a duck.

POOOOT! Oh, excuse me ladies, I just stepped on a frog.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005

sail frog

(1) A frog or toad that has been run over on a highway, resulting in a dehydrated, absolutely flat corpse.

(2) An item of many creative uses, can be used as a frisbie, bookmark, mousepad, or for use in mailing prank letters.

Eww! 0.o

by Interstellarsurfer February 19, 2004

angry frog

When a really tall girl jumps from a high place and jumps down onto the bed where a guy is laying down and the she lands perfectly on his dick, and then makes her legs like a frog' and keeps fucking him all night

Oh man my girl angry frogged me last night and it was so amazing!

by Qwert123 December 3, 2013

Pepe the frog

the best frog in the world and has many similarity's to grumpy cat. His eyes and mouth change depending on his mood.

LOLOLOLOL U LOOK AS UGLY AS PEPE THE FROG

by RandomINC May 28, 2018

bog frog

a step below a swamp donkey... the #2 most hideous creature of a female that you have witnessed!

Look at her... her mother must have been a SWAMP DONKEY 'cuz she is definitely a BOG FROG!

by Joe Guz July 18, 2006

Doing Frog

Getting on the ground and holding your breath until you change color. While doing this your mind goes to an alternative state where you can turn all grass to beef jerky. The you eat the grass, then you die.

I tried doing frog for the first time last night. I died.

by Monarchwaterdog October 31, 2014

Indiana frog spotter

When you really dunk, and you think your having sex with a women, but you wake up the next day and its a frog from Indiana.

I was so wasted, I did an Indiana frog spotter

by not-a-cult-leader October 21, 2017