Dad: "Hey son, go buy me a pack of smokes 'fore I whip you silly!"
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
Son: "But dad, there are Itchy Brian's roaming the streets who will try to suck my dick for money to fund their rampant crack and cocaine addiction!"
Dad: "And what do you want me to do about that?" *whips out belt*
by MyNameIsBrian2255 February 16, 2020
Get the Itchy Brian mug.A walking contradiction/scrooge of the worst kind, they’ll not only expect you to work for peanuts or even free… in fact they’ll believe that you should pay them for the Honor of being able to work with them on their project, and be prepared to do all the work their way (The WRONG way). They’ll pretend that they are intelligent/qualified and that you should listen to “Their Expert Advice”, yet their own kids won’t even have them help with a Lemonade stand, as they know that it’ll be a F#@K- up.
They also know “EVERYTHING” (even what you had for breakfast last Tuesday), so don’t try to correct them, as there really is no hope.
They also know “EVERYTHING” (even what you had for breakfast last Tuesday), so don’t try to correct them, as there really is no hope.
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The “Church-Mouse” was once an employee of BrianCo@ts
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by ChurchMouse October 29, 2011
Get the Brian Co@ts mug.A poker Brian is defined as someone who sucks out and then thinks they are a genius for it. This can be applied to any poker game whenever they think they're good for getting lucky.
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Brian Ceballos is a urban legend which known for riding horse in 1987 Brian the horse was invented by Marvin Crip and his gangster friends” we are horses we are thugs and we calm h block- minion
by Horse gang December 11, 2023
Get the Brian Ceballos mug.When you and your lady partner share enough chicken curry to feed an army, and proceed to engage in rigorous unprotected anal intercourse in your car. You leave multiple deliveries of semen in your ladies anus. Your lady friend proceeds to uncontrollably defecate into your crotch and car seats. at this point, you take a large serving spoon and consume all of the creamy poop contents within the car. At approximately 2:30 in the morning, you text your friends completion of the act.
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