jacking a squirrel

the act of one going outside, upp a tree and screwing a squirrel until he rips off his nuts and throws them at you.

"Sorry im late, i was jacking a squirrel, that also explains this huge indent in my forhead."

by katero_447 May 20, 2006

secret squirrel

Secretly masturbating and then ejaculating, or "busting a nut" if you will, upon the face of an unsuspecting individual. Then whisper into that person's ear: "shhh...secret squirrel."

My girlfriend thought old school cartoons were boring until I showed her secret squirrel.

by Bearsquito August 8, 2007

Squirrel Master

1. the master of all squirrels
2. the proper name for a ferret
3. a particularly bad chest and tooth infection which causes hair growth of a rapid rate from the anus.

I ate a squirrel master once and now im a ferret.

by Gerald November 28, 2003

Squirrel Dog

A small dog about the size of a squirrel. Such as but not limited too a Yorkie, Tea Cup Chiuwahwah, Miniature Doberman or other dogs of similar stature with no real practical purpose other than to bark and get in the way

I seriously doubt your Squirrel dog is gonna intimidate anyone that comes into the house

by Tefflon December 16, 2008

Squirrel kiss

When you nibble the nuts a little.

Before she went down on me she gave me a squirrel kiss!

by Kittenfacxxx September 23, 2017

squirrel bashing

ginger bushsd knob wanking

He was in the woods....pants round ankles caught squirrel bashing......

by shell,kel May 15, 2008

Feeding The Squirrel

Masturbating.

When a squirrel eats a nut, it sounds similar to the noises of one beating off. Hense, feeding the squirrel.

Hank: "Where's Tom at? He was supposed to be here an hour ago."
Greg: "He called me and said he was gonna be late. He got caught up feeding the squirrel."
Hank: "That motherfucker needs to get laid"

by SMac89 December 21, 2010