*group enters hot tub*
Friend 1: "Look at this clown! He put his boxers on backwards!"
Friend 2: "Would'ya look at that! I've got an ass flap!"
Friend 1: "Look at this clown! He put his boxers on backwards!"
Friend 2: "Would'ya look at that! I've got an ass flap!"
by OTJdog March 26, 2017
Get the Ass Flapmug. Someone who gossips incessantly. Usually a person with no life of their own, who enjoys wreaking social havoc amongst others. So completely untrustworthy, they cannot be trusted with even the most trivial of information. Often observed carrying a cell phone, and can text message at warp speed. In short, the male version of a gossip queen.
by GJW1983 November 18, 2009
Get the Largemouth Assmug. (n.) A grossly or overly hairy ass; an ass that is completely covered with hair, thus covering any skin and only showing the thick mat of hair grown on top; a hairy ass which causes excess sweating
1. John: Dude, is your ass hairy?
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!
2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!
George: Are you kidding me? I have an ass sweater!
2. Paul: It's fucking hot out!
George: Yeah, and it doesn't help that I'm wearing an ass sweater!
by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010
Get the Ass Sweatermug. Ass sweat that forms in the crack and trickles down to the taint. Has a distinct assy/vinegary funk.
Rachel said she just could rim me last night. Said the ass broth was more than she could handle. Guess I should have showered first.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
Get the Ass Brothmug. by Frostid Flaeks February 16, 2015
Get the data assmug. The smell of a dirty ass that may have been marinating in not being washed for a few days. Usually hot and sour stinky and not associated with a fresh fart.
by Cobalt62 June 26, 2009
Get the Ass Whiffmug. When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.
by Conorwonor March 14, 2010
Get the Crapped Assmug.