Urban Dictionary: Ass Flap

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A hole located in the backside of the boxers of an individual who puts his/her boxers on backwards

*group enters hot tub*

Friend 1: "Look at this clown! He put his boxers on backwards!"
Friend 2: "Would'ya look at that! I've got an ass flap!"

by OTJdog March 26, 2017

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clown coup

A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.

Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.

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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020

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Ass flap

When a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping.

It was a textbook turd until I snagged an ass flap.

by TedZeppelin March 02, 2007

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assflap

an extraneous piece of skin or webbing that covers the anus

Before we had the sex, I had to lift up her assflap.

by Gooney Goo Goo April 09, 2003

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assflap

the slit in the seat of a pair of longjohns or union suit

"john forgot ta open the assflap and shat all oner hiz longjohns"

by hemp March 11, 2005

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Ass flap

1. the small growth of skin that occassionally covers the anus of newborn children. Such growth is customarily removed and discarded. 2. someone who is disgustingly useless.

"Get off the couch and take out the garbage you ass flap!"

by 1911a1 July 06, 2006

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Ass-flap

A tag of skin on the anus sometimes left behind by a resolved ass-grape.

Her ass-flap was a sign that she was predisposed to ass-grapes, but I sodomized her anyway.

by UberCyberBeast July 10, 2008

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