Snatchaphylaxis

When a woman's beaver smells so bad you go into anaphylaxis (can't breathe) because the smell literally took your breath away!

Fat assed Shelley bent over in front of me, and her cunt reeked so bad I went into snatchaphylaxis, started chocking and turning red, and her dumb ass mother kept asking me, "What's a matter?" "What's a matter?" Damn! What does Smelley Shelley wash her rotten cooch with, a cadaver's intestines?

by Tortured by Tuna Cooches July 31, 2022

Snatch Burglar

Your best mate caught eating your girlfriends snatch.

Don't trust that bloke he is a notorious Snatch Burglar

by SIRKOALA December 1, 2022

snatch and release

when you use a live trout as a dildo before releasing back into a fragile river most likely causing an outbreak of fish chlamydia

oh man i caught a trout in Tasmania but it had the clap, some rotten trollop has been down there and done a snatch and release

by everything else was taken 2 January 26, 2023

Snatch Hatch

The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.

Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.

by Jody South November 1, 2023

Flaming Satchmo

After you turn a chick into Satchmo (see Satchmo). She blows the gas back out and lights it on fire!!!

After I turned Shawna into Satchmo, she turned the tables and pulled a Flaming Satchmo on me. Almost got my balls!

by Ken Melloy March 2, 2008

Drippy Snatch

a girl who likes to have sex with her friends previous partners

Jennifer is such a drippy snatch, she loves my leftovers

by Moto4 June 24, 2008

sphere satchel

ball sack

That kid kicked me square in my sphere satchel!

by SnooterBoy June 9, 2009