Soggy Santa Hat

When one jacks off into a Santa Claus hat and then puts it on his wife's head at the family breakfast on Christmas Day.

Person 1: "Why are you showing up on my doorstep on Christmas Day."

Person 2: "Beacause I gave my wife a Soggy Santa Hat at breakfast."

Person 1: "Oh not good!"

by Hey Jack December 12, 2014

Soggy

soggy is either when a girl has been fucked to many times and is all loose and gross. the other definition is when a girl has gross fat on the back of her legs like cottage cheese.

1. she been around so much now she fuckin soggy
2. she has soggy shit on her legs.

by Adam December 14, 2004

soggy

1)drunkor hung over

fucken-a emil, you look soggy as hell

by bastardfins December 27, 2006

soggle poff

a waffle that is used as a weapon; a waffle that has been in a pond

Hannah: back off or i swear i'll throw a soggle poff at you
Guy: Man...if i had a nickle for every time ive heard that.

by CookieNinja March 18, 2008

Soggy Waffle Cone

Same event as Soggy Waffle only they jerk-off into a waffle cone and the loser has to eat it bottom up enjoying a nice hot load.

Phil just had to eat that whole Soggy Waffle Cone!

by Tyler G. February 20, 2009

soggy waffle

When you have an intense hatred for any female with a purse, and your only option is to pour any type of liquid into it.

That girl is such a bitch, someone needs to soggy waffle her.

by Al Cohol April 12, 2008

Soggy Biscuit

the reason that ppl that go to christchurch boys high school in new zealand are called soggys. cos sum fukers played that. soggyssssssssss

Shut up you stupid soggy! go wank over a biscuit!

by christs college syrup May 2, 2005