mental jerky

1. an idea that takes a long time to understand.
2. a concept that takes a long time for market acceptance.

1. calculus was some real mental jerky.
2 that smart payment plan was some mental jerky but now i'm saving lots of money.
3. anything written by robert anton wilson

by david engelman May 18, 2008

Mentage

Mental image. The word "mental" and "image" smooshed together. Way easier than saying both words, bitches.

Damn, what you said gave me a sexual mentage.

by Dr. Twistynipples December 30, 2009

mental cry

the act of crying on the inside as a result of being nervous, scared, or excited.

How would you feel if people were to throw you a surprise birthday party?

Semi scared. Probably mental cry! I don't celebrate my birthdays!

by FS Person May 31, 2010

Mental orgasm

When you suddenly remember a song you forgot the name of.

I forgot the name of that song but when I finally remembered I had a mental orgasm

by Tony two timez January 22, 2018

Mental breakdown

what I'm having right now

hey guess what
I'm having a mental breakdown lol

by imadethisforthisgroupchat December 8, 2019

jack off mentor

A jack off mentor is a guy, usually older, who teaches you how to have a cumgasm by beating your meat.

My favorite cousin, my jack off mentor, who is two years older than me, taught me now to beat my meat! I couldn't cum, but it felt good!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

Mental switchboard

A rock band. Contains a drummer, lead, bassist, vocalist. They sing covers e.x Smells like teen spirit, holiday, mamakin. Also they have written a bunch of songs. Their most popular one is 'down n out'. Many people look up to them as idols and look forward to seeing them play again. i wish I could say the same for the rest. There attire is black band t-shirts. Hopefully you will be able to hear them because once you hear them you will be addicted.

"That Mental Switchboard show was the best!"

by Wisteria October 1, 2007