switchboard

Female who is often plugged into; a slut.

Heidi in her salad days was quite the switchboard around these parts...lotsa guys know her, biblically.

by plug nickle September 15, 2009

check the switchboard

A subtle fuck you, for being a novice. Put in place of a legitimate response, or real explanation. Often used when trolling.

check the switchboard

by Umadbrah62 January 13, 2011

Commie Switchboard

A commie switchboard is a term used for describing an item or object that is lacking in modern day technological utilities or is poorly constructed and not well thought out.

It can also be used as a way to insult someone's intelligence and physical strength.

DESCRIPTIVE "Hey man you see that dudes car" "Yeah, thing looks like it has the integrity of a commie switchboard"
"Hey man we should rob this guy" "Bro that idea is as good as a commie switchboard"

INSULT "Dear god bro you have the mental capacity of a commie switchboard!"
"Bro you are as strong as a commie switchboard is functional!"
"You have one brain cell for every functioning commie switchboard"

by Sir crispy the 3rd February 7, 2023

Mental switchboard

A rock band. Contains a drummer, lead, bassist, vocalist. They sing covers e.x Smells like teen spirit, holiday, mamakin. Also they have written a bunch of songs. Their most popular one is 'down n out'. Many people look up to them as idols and look forward to seeing them play again. i wish I could say the same for the rest. There attire is black band t-shirts. Hopefully you will be able to hear them because once you hear them you will be addicted.

"That Mental Switchboard show was the best!"

by Wisteria October 1, 2007

Switchblade and Thunder

Pretty much the deadliest alcoholic beverage you could ever intake.

All you have to do is take two things that taste bad, mix them, and drink.

It's a quick way to get drunk.

You guys are all so hammered already. I guess I'm gonna have to Switchblade and Thunder this bitch.

by Tommy Vancouver August 24, 2009

Canadian switchblade

A stabbing implement fasioned from frozen shit.

Got into a fight with an eskimo and that fuck reached into the snow and stabbed me with a canadian switchblade!

by Dnice456 October 14, 2015

Saskatchewan Switchblade

(n) A beer bottle, broken in half over a bar and used to thrust shards of glass into another person.

a)Any other broken bottle (usually containing alcohol) used as a thrusting or slashing weapon.

Johnny smashed the bottle over the bar and broke it in half, he then stabbed Angus with his Saskatchewan Switchblade.

by Tyler Stef February 12, 2008