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One-handed 69 

An ancient technique so powerful few have survived. A man grabs a woman with one hand by the ankle upside down. The woman then proceeds to wrap around him twice then eat his ass. While eating his ass the man shits in the woman's throat afterward she proceeds to make out with him. Only 3 people have successfully completed this dangerous maneuver. If completed rumors say that you gain the power of levitation.

-Nathan Elijah Garcia
Dude do the One-handed 69 on her
One-handed 69 by Nate_G October 13, 2020
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Pussy slayer 69 

The king of all the pussy slayers. The absolute living legend. The one and only.
Person 1: oh hey, did u see how Fitz smashed both Pokimane and Katerino?
Person 2: yeah, he is the ultimate pussy slayer 69!
Pussy slayer 69 by Thiccman-47 December 30, 2020

the 69 eyes 

Finnish goth/rock band. VERY popular in Finland and various other countires (Germany etc.)
Led by frontman Jyrki, they have worked alongside Ville Valo from the amazing fellow Finnish band HIM and have had MTV and Jackass star Bam Margera direct their music video for 'Lost Boys,' from their latest album 'Devils' which rose to number one in the Finnish charts.
"Hey whats this song? Its amazing!"
"This? Oh its Feel Berlin by The 69 Eyes."
the 69 eyes by Jonny December 31, 2004

the 69 eyes 

a finnish goth rock/industrial band from finland
wow, i totally dig the new song by the 69 eyes
the 69 eyes by kris January 2, 2004
A homosexual man sucking a penis, while he is getting his penis sucked by the man he is sucking.
Steve and I gay 69ed last night it was amazing
Gay 69 by Anonymous196969 December 20, 2016

Cloud 69 

The most euphoric sexual experience imaginable, at least in terms of oral sex.
My god! This is the most perfect head I've ever had. And this pussy is delicious. I'm walking on air! This is literally cloud 69.
Cloud 69 by rogerthewhale October 22, 2010