teenage identity loophole syndrome

1) The staggering problem in the life of at least a few kids aged 16-18 wherein desires to become a better human being are steadfastly postponed in favor of the perpetual, pleasant nothingness of the life long afforded to them thanks to their parents' hard work

2) Encountered in between childhood and adulthood; affecting middle/upper class teenagers who enjoy the coziness and instant gratification of their good old childhood lives but fail to address their future - inevitably stalling the progress of their adult lives for the worse.

Kid with raging case of teenage identity loophole syndrome:

"College is on the horizon, and I could be making money for myself right now, but I'm gonna go ahead and dedicate this morning...(stretches)... to the couch, the TV, the computer, and the almighty pop-tarts in the freezer. Ouch, why's my mind sending me a pain signal?"

NOTE: TILS is extremely harmful and worth fighting

by McGruger October 8, 2008

Pre teen

Loud and whiney, usually found roaming around the mall trying to be 'grown up' while shopping at Limited 2. Idolize Hillary Fluff and Hannah Montana. Demand respect and attention at all times. Most have not started puberty yet, but walk around in tight jeans and mini skirts with no hips or tits and crappy, trendy haircuts.

"what a pre teen. She wants expensive 'big girl' stuff like high heeled shoes, make up and clothes, but still secretly watches Nickelodeon. what a tool"

by Hillary Fluffs ass December 16, 2008

teen cell power

The power that any teenager has when the teenager owns a cell phone.

Thomas Joyce has teen cell power, as does many others.

by Thomas Joyce October 27, 2004

Teen

Some people (what I can only speculate as children) ignorantly claim 18/19 year olds are NOT teens, and label them as adults yet fail to acknowledge teen isn't a title, it's an age categorization that's upto a government or a countries legal system to decide what they and what they do not proclaim as adults, some countries chose to label their citizens as adults as early as 15, some as late at 21, In accordance of Jewish law a boy become a man ages 13. WHEN you hit your second decade of life (20+), you're known as a 20-something, before that period, you're a TEEN.

Teen is not a title, it's an age.
SIX-TEEN.
SEVEN-TEEN.
EIGHT-TEEN.
NINE-TEEN.

American: An eighteen year old is not a teenager! It's an adult!

Scottish: Well, in Scotland the age of majority is 16, so you're both an ADULT AND a TEEN.

Scientist: People in their late teens (17-19), are still biologically adolescent, however lawfully it's for a state to decide at which age their citizens are to be held accountable for their actions and themselves.

by Shaft123 April 13, 2011

teen lapping

To lick a teen's pussy.

I love making teen lapping to my neighbor.

by Wyseguy July 21, 2005

Teenage Grundle

The act of the male partner, inserting his testicles into the female partner's Vagina. Once this has been done, both partners masturbate until ejaculation commences.

"Hey Brian, i think Jill and I are going to do the Teenage Grundle tonight!"

by Fibulator December 12, 2007

teen wiccan coven

where teens get together to form there own wiccan covens because most other covens won't accept anyone under 18.
A coven made up entirely of teens.

John is in a teen wiccan coven.

by Deep blue 2012 September 23, 2009