The Beetus 

n.: a cooler, hipper way to say, "diabetes;" coined by a beloved walrus wearing a cowboy hat, who also may or may not endorse oatmeal.

"Uncle Smitty can now get his testing supplies mailed right to his home; he has The Beetus."

"Die-uh-beet-us, beet-us beet-us. Someone get me a sugar-free pudding. I've got the beet-us beet-us."

The Beetus by Emmy Foofoo May 5, 2008

The Boys Season

The boys season - “The boys sticking together and being there for each other no matter what, surrounding each other with love and support, family”

Shmikey- “my shordy left me for a dugga”
Shmark- “yo, fuck that bitch! I gotchu fham, it’s the boys season”

The Boys Season by shamrky September 15, 2018

off the beaten path 

a place that's not very well known to the general public, usually located in a secluded area.

I like hanging out at this pub once in a while after work. It's off the beaten path and I get a chance to relax for a while.

off the beaten path by Bungalow Bill August 21, 2006

beat around the bush 

To talk about something without mentioning it directly or avoid getting to the core of the subject--to try to bring up a subject in a roundabout way. Often motivated from a desire not to speak frankly about the subject, either because the subject is taboo, it's impolite to bring it up directly, or the conversation is perceived likely to be painful.

Well, Joe, I heard you were thinking about selling your car...

instead of

So, Joe, how much did you want for that Explorer of yours?

Also,

Susy, what are your plans for the future?

instead of

Susy, will you marry me?

beat around the bush by Chris Capel April 12, 2004

The Belgian Gift 

The rumor that Belgians are extremely well endowed. Largely attributed to the intake of steak, mussels, fries, waffles, and of course beer. The average size for a male's penis worldwide is approximately 5.5in whereas the average size of a belgian male is approximately 6.4in.

See also the unfortunate Irish Curse.

Girl 1: "I hear Jacques has the Belgian Gift."
Girl 2: "Yea I know, I hear its over 10in long!"

The Belgian Gift by Joos V. August 10, 2006

The Bud Light Effect 

An effect in which a company goes woke, upsetting much of its consumers, gets boycotted, and loses tons of money.

After putting a lot of gay-pride themed merchandise in their store, Target experienced The Bud Light Effect

The Bud Light Effect by rephub May 25, 2023

Ronnie the Bear 

The valiant warrior that fights alongside Harry Potter in "Wizard People, Dear Readers". Also known as Ron Weasel. Ronnie the Bear is a parody of Ron Weasley from the "Harry Potter" series.

Ronnie the Bear begins to dictate how the next couple of moves will happen. "Okay, listen up. I will take charge and make all the moves. You guys keep your mouths shut and keep outta my way. You act a rook, I guess, and, Harry, you act as a bishop." Harmony farts a nervous fart, but no one cares.
Every one of Ronnie the Bear's atoms are focusing on the task at hand. Imagine God creating, then you will have a beginning of an understanding of the Bear's massive cerebral cortex at work. This invisible opponent must have invisibly shat himself after Ronnie's first move, knowing full well the challenge that he was about to face.

Ronnie the Bear by Zeig Nein July 6, 2008