muff puff

blowing your nose into a girls vagina

"yo last night i had the worst cold, so i just kept giving my bitch the muff puffs"

by master of disaster & beefster of the queefster January 17, 2008

Muff Garbage

- adjective (Slang: Vulgar.
Muff Cabbage - muhf gahr-bij
1. A term coined by the Jersey Shore which is slang meaning "Moth'a f*cking garbage".

Snooki: Don't call my man orange! You're nothing but muff garbage!

by Gianna Da Vinci October 19, 2010

Furry Muff

Satisfactory.

"I owe you that tenner, can I pay you five now and five tomorrow?"
"Furry Muff"

by Jooboy July 2, 2003

Muffaluffagus

1 - Looks like a burnt down forest, black stubs surrounding your every move.

2 - Could be mistaken for a chia pet

3 - The equivalent of a dinasaur bush thats never been touched.

I decided to move down my former girlfriends (Kate) undies and felt a hairy beaver tail. Quickly retracted my hand from those surroundings and proceeded to break up with her the following day. .... YES it was THAT bad.

by Jdel March 18, 2005

Puff Muff

When a female's bush is so thick and full that it causes her panties or bikini bottom to puff out.

Dude Nikki looks sick in that two piece but check out her puff muff.

by Hong_Kong_Phooey February 22, 2012

miff muffered moof

Material used by the Once-ler to make clothing.

He lurks in his Lerkim, cold under the roof,

Where he makes his own clothes out of miff muffered moof.

by LucarioIzumi July 22, 2016

muffdump

1. to have have a baby

or

2. a pet name for someone, short for muffin dumpling

1. i just took a muffdump and now my boobs hang past my waste

2. isn't my little muffdump just adorable

by garry22 May 21, 2008