Definitions by Jooboy

bum chocolate 

a little lump of poo

I must go to the toilet before my pants are covered in my own bum chocolate.

Or,

Let me sniff your bum chocolate you slag

bum chocolate by JooBoy February 16, 2004

Excrement 

Excellent, great, good.

"I got my oats with that Jenny last night and shot all over her face!"
"Excrement"

Excrement by JooBoy November 13, 2003

Chooo 

A North Lynn word meaning 'cor blimey, they saw you coming'

"I like your trainers, how much did you pay for them?"
"£70"
"Chooo!"

Chooo by Jooboy July 7, 2003

Hennett 

A pubic hair situated about a human body but not around the pubic area.

Errrrr, get that hennet off your face!!!

Hennett by Jooboy July 2, 2003

Furry Muff

Satisfactory.

"I owe you that tenner, can I pay you five now and five tomorrow?"
"Furry Muff"

Furry Muff by Jooboy July 2, 2003

rags 

A woman's time of the month

The bitch was on her rags, she bleed all over my kitchen table!

rags by Jooboy July 2, 2003