SMURFING

The act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis

I SMURFED the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to SMURF you?; What lovely weather for smurfing

by Spyke March 17, 2003

smurgly

A situation in which a person's asshole is filled with peanut butter and then it is sucked out through a straw.

Kevin was smurgled the other night by Martha.

by E-Money February 21, 2003

Smarf

A replacement word that can be used as a noun, adjective, verb, pronoun, adverb, etc...

I can't believe Jeremy smarfed Dave in the Buku Fort

by BukuSmarfMan January 4, 2010

Smarf

A punch delivered to the back of some fools head, usually as a result of annoyance of ones actions. Not commited by normal members of society, only those who thrive on violence and the teachings of urban rap.

Billy - 'Look how slow these fools be walkin' blud!'
Bobby - 'Well dont be hollerin' ta 'ere mofo! Go smarf dem den!'

by black44 January 10, 2008

Smurfing

The act of going out drinking purely to catch yourself a woman of small stature, 4'6" and less.

Dude that guy should just go Smurfing

by Naraic72 January 19, 2011

colin smurk

something colin moran does when he knows hes getting verbally owned by someone who he couldnt possibly beat up.

While jesse was verbally owning colin, instead of fighting back colin just did the colin smurk to signify that he has been owned so badly he cant do a thing about but laugh

by cole April 4, 2005

smorfing

Pronunciation: ˈsmȯr-fiŋ

Function: intransitive verb

To eject/discharge wax from the ear canal. Just as "number 1" and "number 2" are considered as a numerical reference to urination and defecation, smorfing is "number 12".

The walls of the cubicle would never be the same after William was smorfing on his break.

by Human Overth February 21, 2010