dooby

A rolled Marijuana joint

Thats the biggest dooby I ever seen man, where did you get it?

Ur looking at it through a telescope

O...my bad

by Spyke March 20, 2003

Dooby

A slimline gentleman of great sexual prowess, usually associated with smoking weed, drinking beers, and performing oral sex on unsuspecting members of the public

WHOA that's Dooby...over there molesting that goose

by Spyke March 20, 2003

anarchy

No government, complete and utter chaos. Anarchists unite!

"Anarchy for the UK
It's coming sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time stop a traffic line
Your future dream is a shopping scheme

'Cause I wanna be Anarchy
In the city"

from The Sex Pistol's "Anarchy in the UK"

by Spyke January 19, 2005

cubic fuckton

A phrase to describe a lot of something.

"Wow, there's a cubic fuckton of people here!"

by Spyke March 26, 2004

chutney ferret

A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus

George Michael

by Spyke March 20, 2003

buncing

The insertion of an unlubricated cabbage or Iceberg lettuce into one's anus

I BUNCED Jack's mum

by Spyke March 17, 2003

SMURFING

The act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis

I SMURFED the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to SMURF you?; What lovely weather for smurfing

by Spyke March 17, 2003