Spyke's definitions

skeet

To jack off. Derives from a shooting game in which you say,"Pull" and then shoot.When we all know that you actually pull and then shoot diferent stuff!

That guy skeeted all over her face'and she looks like a freak

by Spyke September 28, 2004

anarchy

No government, complete and utter chaos. Anarchists unite!

"Anarchy for the UK
It's coming sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time stop a traffic line
Your future dream is a shopping scheme

'Cause I wanna be Anarchy
In the city"

from The Sex Pistol's "Anarchy in the UK"

by Spyke January 19, 2005

cubic fuckton

A phrase to describe a lot of something.

"Wow, there's a cubic fuckton of people here!"

by Spyke March 25, 2004

SMURFING

The act of hitting someone across the face with one's penis

I SMURFED the bus driver for arriving late; would you like me to SMURF you?; What lovely weather for smurfing

by Spyke March 17, 2003

buncing

The insertion of an unlubricated cabbage or Iceberg lettuce into one's anus

I BUNCED Jack's mum

by Spyke March 17, 2003

chutney ferret

A homosexual Male...other common terms include; Treacle dipper, Marmite miner, Fudge packer, Ian Black and Anal Coloumbus

George Michael

by Spyke March 20, 2003

dooby

A rolled Marijuana joint

Thats the biggest dooby I ever seen man, where did you get it?

Ur looking at it through a telescope

O...my bad

by Spyke March 20, 2003