Crusty Gordon 

Using a stuffed pizza crust as a condom while engaging in anal sex, where the receiving partner eats the crust after the act.

"Yeah it was just a one-night kinda thing so I gave her a Crusty Gordon and jumped out the window. Not expecting a call-back or anything."

Crusty Gordon by Anal Satan June 17, 2025

Giddy Gordon 

Helps himself to his friends belongings believing everything is owed too him , selfish lad plays on his mental state also known as #thief , no shame at all

Giddy Gordon is a chancer

Giddy Gordon by GiddyGordon 99 August 16, 2025

Allan Gordon miller

Op score of 1, is known by many for his god like ability at eating punani. Extremely mysterious knowone knows how or Wgat he does and seems to be 3 steps ahead of everyone. Some refer to him as a dirty dingo, he pretends to be a simpleton to feel normal. Makes one of the top 10 smartest people too exist. He is known to be like heroin one taste your an addict for life, if you are lucky to meet him be cautions because you will be obsessed and addicted instantly.

Wow the rumours are correct about Allan Gordon miller he is a god. Instantly addicted I quit heroin for more of him…

Allan Gordon miller by AGM Inc October 20, 2025

The Gordon Build

A guy who is insanely skinny that looks malnourished.

That guy Adrian over there has the Gordon Build.

The Gordon Build by iHarlow October 24, 2025

Doing the Gordon 

"Doing the Gordon" is shoving a crowbar up a woman's vagina.

"Hey, I just played Half-Life 2 and I really liked the main character, so I decided to pay him a little tribute by doing the Gordon with my wife."

Doing the Gordon by func_peepee August 4, 2019

Super Shea Gordon 

Shea Gordon’s the ultimate shagger

All other midfielders have huge posters of him on their wall as he is the ultimate sex master

Recce Cole is excluded from this as he is a shagger as well

Kenny Miller: omg its Shea Gordon

Gordon:ah yes it is you mr Miller

Miller: I wish I was as good as you

Gordon: you are a old man now shut your mouth

A super Shea Gordon is a true shagger

Super Shea Gordon by The ultimate shagger January 4, 2020

Nicholas Uriah Gordon 

God

When Nicholas Uriah Gordon pulled out his fat, 9 inch, tattooed cock and started fucking my tight wet pussy, I came several times before he slid into my ass. Jesus Christ I truly believe I just found God!

Nicholas Uriah Gordon by Nicholas Uriah Gordon August 22, 2023