not anymore there’s a blanket 

Aftermath of: “The sun is a deadly laser”

Friend 1: “The sun is a deadly laser”
Friend 2: “Not anymore there’s a blanket!”

not anymore there’s a blanket by Dukboii123(dickrider) September 30, 2023

born on the wrong side of the blanket 

born of parents not lawfully married to each other.

She was considered a social outcast because she was born on the wrong side of the blanket.

born on the wrong side of the blanket by Arminkshipper July 30, 2024

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter 

Confliction. Also, you’re not automatically funny by putting this into Urban Dictionary

Guy1: one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter
Guy2: You’re an idiot.

one day I poked my brother in the eye with an apple pencil. she cried and cried. it was pretty warm so I didnt need a blanket on the hot day of winter by Meep beep June 12, 2021

Feet blankets 

Feet blankets are when you wear socks to bed to keep your feet warm.

My feet we so cold last night I left my feet blankets on tonight.

I was slush doggin in the middle of the night, and had to get up. Glad I had my feet blankets on cause the tile was cold

Feet blankets by By atcdman January 22, 2019

blanked out 

When you end up losing all senses for a breaf moment,such as when you are in class and you suddenly lose all focus and everything goes blank but you continue to do what ever it was you were doing before you blanked out

Me:blanked
Teach:hey tell the class what we just talked about
Me:sorry i blanked out

blanked out by Brandon_d777 August 19, 2016

Don Blankenship 

The meanest CEO (Chief Evil Officer) in America. He runs a criminal enterprise called Massey Energy. Since the turn of the century, 52 miners hae died in his coal mines in West Virginia. He is also known for poisoning people's drinking water by blowing off the tops of mountains to extract thin seams of coal and for busting unions so that miners cannot voice their claims about safety violations.

As the head of Massey Energy, Don Blankenship is criminally responsible for 29 deaths at Massey Energy's Upper Big Branch mine in West Virginia due to his repeated failure to listen to his miners about safety problems in his mines, especially those dealing with ventilation. He should spend the rest of his life in jail for these failures.

Don Blankenship by DEA302 August 2, 2010

Blanketeer 

One who will defend his or her share of blankets by any means necessary.
Oftentimes blanketeers will even go so far as to deprive the second party in the bed of adequate amounts of blanket for sufficient coverage.

"Dammit Allison, I’m freezing, you are such a blanketeer."
"Christ man, I woke up totally sans covers this morning, Ruddy is such a blanketeer."

Blanketeer by Luke and Dennis January 17, 2008