dirty scott

To masterbait with an un-know substance , such as snot from nose , or car oil , or things found on the table at lunch and use it as a "dirty scott"

We found some slimy stuff on the ground so i did a dirty scott

by Josh whaileer February 17, 2008

Scoots

A way better word for anything good , such as cool or epic .

" Hey Kenny I didnt do it for the dwarves "
" Don't even trip Fernando its all scoots "

by young trap lord August 21, 2014

Scott morrison

An american agent sent by the money-grubbing cult (publicly known as hillsong) to dismantle Australia and sell everything that is not bolted down to expand your owners' life of luxury (your real owners mentioned by George Carlin in "the big club" narrative) and to lay the groundwork for an upcoming draconian austerity regime headed by peter dutton a-ka spud for the masses with the total mass surveillance police state and all-encompassing government control making orwellian world look like a dreamland. A firm believer in a theory of a golden billion, although will obviously never confirm that until mechanisms which will put that theory into practice will become irreversible. A schemer, a space invader disguised as your average soccer dad, and just a cool and normal person who is always ready to recommend a friendly chaplain when your kids need some "spiritual guidance" to distract them from relentless bullying and make it look like they're being helped (but if you're part of his get-together that is)

How good is Australia? - scott morrison

by how good is corruption? October 13, 2020

Scottish Turner

The affliction, most commonly manifest in drunken English people, that has the effect of making its sufferers speak in a scottish accent/dialect. After one too many pints of guest ale (usually titled Highland Fling or Glasgow Kiss etc) the Scottish turner starts by addressing everyone as Jimmy before sliding headlong into indecipherable (even to real Scots) gorbals. Will often end up staggering round the bar with a broken pint glass whilst attempting to headbutt sundry drinkers who've done nothing wrong. Is often ejected without difficulty and told to fuck off back to the Scotland from whence he never came.

English drinker: I say, did you see the Chelsea game last Tuesday?
Scottish Turner : See you, Jemmy...Yis're gunni git this up yis...yis fuckin bassad...Mon then, ya fuckin cunt yis...I wis born i'fuckin Glasgi.

by Lord Foreskin December 29, 2008

Scott 'Em

Almost identical in meaning to "Got 'Em." However, it is often used sarcastically to show complete failure.

After an amazing headshot: "Scott 'Em!"

After failing a test: "Scott 'Em!"

by Panther-Snake May 2, 2010

scottish smile

A frown.

Derives from the cultural stereotype of a Scotsman being stern and sombre when not tanked up on whiskey.

Dave's stand-up routine drew scottish smiles from the audience and was critically panned.

by Henrietta Hawkins August 25, 2010

Scottish smokescreen

When a large, red-haired man - preferably Scottish in heritage - pretends to perform oral sex on a woman but only uses his fingers and makes licking noises with his mouth. Similar to Fake chow.

How come Doug's beard doesn't smell like poonanny after he eats out his girlfriend, Kittie everynight?

Easy. He gives her the old Scottish smokescreen

by Horis Bybrinski September 12, 2011