Environmentalist Cock Splodger

A term used by people to insult people who are in love with nature.

Man: Would you look at that environmentalist cock splodger.
Woman: Oh my, It would appear he is violating his nipples with a branch!

by EnglishExplained March 13, 2008

Sploud

A person who is both special and very loud would be very accurately described Sploud.

Someone that says ridiculous phrases that make no sence to anyone in any way.

I pulled 9 million women
or
Sploud: I nearly rode her!!!!!!
Man: Relly? How?
Sploud: I shifted her friend!!!!!!!!

by Johnny MR Bravo September 19, 2011

splodge

Splodge is a heavy layer of makeup.

Isabelle plastered her lovely face with a thick layer of splodge.

by Karezza July 3, 2017

splode

v. To projectile vomit while simultaneously experiencing explosive diarrhea.

1. After a night of drinking and a morning of haggis, he sploded all over the hallway on a desperate attempt to reach the bathroom.

by kevM October 31, 2014

sploit

It's like an exploit, but leeter!

Dude, did you hear about that new sploit? I sploited fifteen thugs with it in half an hour!

by allio September 17, 2003

Sploink

When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.

I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.

by Airgazim September 3, 2007

Sploink

To tug

I sploink that gloop it then a splurg get doinked

by EpicGamingTimeBabe November 21, 2020