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A sploid is a term used to describe a penis that is extremely long and extremely thin - - - essentially looking like a strand of spaghetti or a pencil.

Opposite to the chode.

Dude's sploid snapped in half when she got on it

sploid by Fuckshoes the Clown June 7, 2016

Words you can keep

Yoinky Sploinky

Vehicular Manslaughter

"i'm gonna hit 'em with that yoinky sploinky"
(spoken just before running over 3 orphans)

Yoinky Sploinky by Planetfinder September 20, 2021

Related Words

sploid • Splode • SPloink • Splodge • sploit • splidge • sploodge • sploded • Sploinky • splid

yoinky sploinky

A term used to describe any type of dance or move that is wacky, weird or unexpected, usually involving wobbly knees or meme dancing like the nae-nae

Streamer: "Chat, I'm not gonna hit that yoinky sploinky, that would be so stupid"
*streamer procedes to hit the meanest yoinky sploinky of all-time just five minutes later.*

yoinky sploinky by jerma985stan February 5, 2022

The Yoinky Sploinky

the epicest most arousing thing ever
hit the yoinky sploinky and the girls pants simply fall off

guy 1:bro ima hit the yoinky sploinky
guy 2:alright bro hit us with it
*hits yoinky sploinky*
guy one and two continue to have sex (no homo)

The Yoinky Sploinky by frog master IV December 14, 2021

Splidge

The sexy bulge in a girl's bikini or shirt that appears to be nearly busting out of it's confinement.

Did you see the splidge lines on that girl?

Splidge by Waynems May 3, 2011

scloid

A friend that you invite over that overstays their welcome, eats all your junkfood, and smokes all your weed.

Man, you're not gonna believe this shit. Adam came over to watch the game Friday, then stayed for the weekend. The fucker ate all my chips, smoked all my weed and now my couch smells like an onion. I couldnt get rid of that fuckin' scloid.

scloid by Devilned1 October 27, 2013

The Yoinky Sploinky

The hardest dance move of all time. It instantly attracts and arouses all females (and males) within the nearest 7 kilometres. Unfortunately this is one weakness of hitting the hardest dance move of all time, as it will turn most, if not all, surrounding males gay, something likely undesirable for a straight male.

The Yoinky Sploinky example:
Person 1: bro watch me hit this devious Yoinky Sploinky
*proceeds to hit the hardest Yoinky Sploinky known to mankind*
Person 2: bro that shit hit different 🥵 that says so much about society ☹️ btw lemme kiss you on the mouth and suck your dick real quick 😳 (no homo obviously)

The Yoinky Sploinky by Samueliscool223 October 16, 2021

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026