Sploinky

Another name for the male penis

Friend 1: “Bro you have so much unspoken rizz.”

Friend 2: “I know man I just be having so many bitches on my sploinky.”

by John Persona October 4, 2022

Sploinky

A soft penis

I thoroughly enjoy yanking my sploinky until it’s erect

by ballfartsex April 10, 2024

Sploinky

Of or to do with an undesirable, disreputable, or unusual music with a unbalanced groove.

This guy in the car next to me is listening to some sploinky ass music.

by Arpeg630 May 28, 2024

Sploinky

A person who is just goofy as hell, mostly referring to cats.

Person 1: "Damn, your cat is so weird..."
Person 2: "Yeah, he's pretty sploinky"

by Nah Cuz December 30, 2024

Sploinky Doinky

stealing in discord slang

"bruh imma hit a sploinky doinky on that guy"
"oh no! someone hit a sploinky doinky on me"

by Tainted Farmer December 7, 2022

Yoinky Sploinky

Vehicular Manslaughter

"i'm gonna hit 'em with that yoinky sploinky"
(spoken just before running over 3 orphans)

by Planetfinder September 20, 2021

yoinky sploinky

A term used to describe any type of dance or move that is wacky, weird or unexpected, usually involving wobbly knees or meme dancing like the nae-nae

Streamer: "Chat, I'm not gonna hit that yoinky sploinky, that would be so stupid"
*streamer procedes to hit the meanest yoinky sploinky of all-time just five minutes later.*

by jerma985stan February 5, 2022