Definitions by Airgazim

Spulge 

While having sex, the penis does not make a clean entry into the vagina and gets bent or flexed. A spulge is usually just an inconvenience not associated with any long lasting discomfort. In rare cases, a spulge can escalate into a Sploink.

our mom was reverse cowboy'n me hard when I had a spulge due to her big round ass slapping up and down with reckless abandon.

Spulge by Airgazim September 3, 2007

Sploink

When the penis misses the vagina completely and goes full force into the taint. The resulting force causes a severe bend or flex in the erect penis resulting in pain and discomfort to the penis and sometimes the taint region.

I was bangin your mom super hard from behind, she was really liking it. She started bucking around and I tried to slam it in there hard and got a severe sploink that pretty much put me out of commission for an hour or so.

Sploink by Airgazim September 3, 2007