smuddle

similar to cuddle and snuggle but "smooching" while in bed.

I wish you were here to smuddle with tonight.

by K.Nadeau April 27, 2005

Smudging

The act of using a frozen poo as a dildo.

I went smudging on saturday night.

by Lynette Archer January 25, 2007

smudgie

A smudgie is when you freeze a length of your shit, and use it as a dildo on a girl.
Wouldn't it melt I hear you say? That's the smudgie part.

I've got some smudgie crust left on flaps this morning.

by Gazza May 17, 2006

dick smudge

Sticky residue left by the head of a willy.
Or someone who looks like it.

What fucking dick smudge has left a dick smudge on me curtains.
The missus is gonna do her pieces when she sees it.

by Stevie Wankychops November 13, 2005

scmud

"The most fucked up group of people you will ever meet." Mordeth, Tiamat Brood

"I laughed, I cried, I jerked off all over the place!" Gryphon, Omega Squadron

"Better than AvP." Lunatic, Baelrog Brood

"Goddamn this is a killer fucking mud. It makes me want to rip my cock off and feed it to my grandmother." Gorgut, Malignant Infestation

"Your asking me to describe a place I havent done anything on in 3 years?" Malevoiy, the helpful staff.

Primary weapon recharged.
Your laser batteries hits Nova Squadron Arbiter 485!.
Nova Squadron Arbiter 485 explodes in a blinding flash of light!
INFO Nova Squadron Arbiter 485 destroyed by Mordeth.
You get 17 mission points.
INFO Silent killed by Mordeth at The Pilot's Chair.
You get 35 mission points.
INFO Havoc killed by Mordeth at The Gunner's Chair.
You get 33 mission points.
INFO Slash killed by Mordeth at The Gunner's Chair.
You get 48 mission points.
INFO Yug killed by Mordeth at The Gunner's Chair.
You get 32 mission points.
INFO Silverlight killed by Mordeth at The Gunner's Chair.
You get 54 mission points.
INFO Gris killed by Mordeth at The Gunner's Chair.
You get 17 mission points.
INFO Paen killed by Mordeth at Gun Turret.
You get 33 mission points.
INFO DooM killed by Mordeth at Arbiter 485.
You get 24 mission points.
INFO Zam killed by Mordeth at The Engine Room.

BECOME PART OF THE PROBLEM scmud.dhs.org 3030

by "M" December 23, 2003

Smudge Fuck

To ruin something through excessive handling.

I don't lend out my porno magazines anymore because they always come back smudge fucked.

by october-jones October 23, 2008

Smudge Cuddler

A scrub that wants to cuddle&or romanticizes road kill.

I watched a baby duckling get stamped to the road by a bus. I could only think: "I wanted to cuddle that smudge at one point." for that moment. I knew then, that I am a smudge cuddler.

by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020