3 definitions by Smudge Cuddler
Bobby found a dead deer on the side of the highway and invited us to go smudge cuddling. I'm gonna go with him, you should come too.
by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020
The female equivalent of a simp.
Females that pride themselves in taking a stereotypical female role of belonging in the kitchen, expecting to be made a housewife without the need for ambitions or any personality while hoping to be attractive to their ideal "perfect man."
These females tend to put too much value in men and get upset when they're found to be imperfect, just like them.
They tend to roll out the red carpet for men in general, even when the man in question brings nothing to the table.
They tend to stay in a relationship, even when it's blatantly obvious they're being taken advantage of to them and even their peers, most of the time with the male being uninterested in the relationship.
A female who puts dicks before chicks.
Females that pride themselves in taking a stereotypical female role of belonging in the kitchen, expecting to be made a housewife without the need for ambitions or any personality while hoping to be attractive to their ideal "perfect man."
These females tend to put too much value in men and get upset when they're found to be imperfect, just like them.
They tend to roll out the red carpet for men in general, even when the man in question brings nothing to the table.
They tend to stay in a relationship, even when it's blatantly obvious they're being taken advantage of to them and even their peers, most of the time with the male being uninterested in the relationship.
A female who puts dicks before chicks.
"Did you see how absorbed Kelly is in her relationship? You can tell he's not even interested in her- she still seems to enjoy doing his dishes and shit anyways. She's a total femsimp."
by Smudge Cuddler March 15, 2020
I watched a baby duckling get stamped to the road by a bus. I could only think: "I wanted to cuddle that smudge at one point." for that moment. I knew then, that I am a smudge cuddler.
by Smudge Cuddler March 13, 2020