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Sticky residue left by the head of a willy.
Or someone who looks like it.
What fucking dick smudge has left a dick smudge on me curtains.
The missus is gonna do her pieces when she sees it.
by Stevie Wankychops November 12, 2005
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Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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When a dick accumulates a substance on it during sex and creates a smudge when it comes into contact with something.
I was banging this girl last night and when I went to go to the bathroom this morning, there was a dick smudge in my underwear.
by Soups October 06, 2016
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