Not Being Lez

Similar to the frequently used phrase "No Homo", but specifically geared towards women. If a woman says something that sounds unintentionally sexual to another woman, saying "NBL" or "Not Being Lez" afterwards is a way of making it clear that it was not intended to sound sexual. Its is also used ironically in the gay community.

Shyla - "OMG! Your pussy is so soft!! ..I mean your cat.. Not Being Lez"

Adrianne - "Sure.."

by Flower Timed January 16, 2014

Going Lez

When two or more girls leave the guys at home and go out. A cheeky way of saying "girls night out."

John: Hey Denise, where are you going? Can I come too?

Denise: No babe. Sorry. The girls and I are going lez tonite. Next time.

by CEDARTEETH May 28, 2011

Full Lez

when a female lets her pussy-licking urge takeover her everyday life. She becomes so obsessed that she will do anything for this person including; purchasing high priced items, mentioning her name as much as possible, fufilling her every need, and of course licking on her pussy.

Example #1:

I did have someone to go to lunch with until that fucking carpet diver went Full Lez on me.

Example #2:

Bob: I can't wait to go to Vegas!

Roger: Yeah! Me too!!

Macy: Hey guys.. I can't go because Leslie called and needs me to rub her feet.

Gary: But, We are boarding our flight!!

Macy: Yeah I know sorry...

Bob: Damn!!! I hate it when she goes Full Lez!

by Mr. Sandwiches Sr. December 15, 2011

no lez

sibling of no homo.

made up by The Mercy Meister in late 2007

Kelly: Yo you look wicked sexy in that skirt... no lez.

by Mercy Meister March 27, 2008

chickenhead lez

a)A part of lesbian typology referring to a lesbian with close cropped hair and glasses.
Resulting in a chicken like appearance .
b) a lesbian who gices head to men

Look at that lesbian she is a chickenhead lez

by Andrew Lochhead May 24, 2005

Uni-Lez

A lesbian couple that look, act and/or dress alike, thus morphing into one entity.

Lo, "Are you wearing that shirt out?"

Bee, "Yeah, why?"

Lo, "It's too similar to mine, we look like a uni-lez."

by Spastastic March 18, 2011

Dirty Lez

When your bowels become gassed up leading to potent vile nasal decaying farts of tear gas. You then decide to open up a large facility for mass gatherings to share the fowl odour you possess. After installing state of the art ventilation equipment you fart the putrid stench of your irritated bowls into the oxygen shaft for the mass gathering of people to reek in. The people are unable to escape as you have also locked all the doors and windows.

When Butter Boy wins the lottery he's going to Dirty Lez the whole of Chicago.

I'm not going to prom next week as I heard the place is going to have a Dirty Lez.

by Shermanator5000 May 10, 2020