A person who says i dont have time for this Lance makes you think they have time for you but the will have time for you later in either the red or blue lion ;)
by Voltron_is_my_life June 26, 2018
Get the i dont have time for this lance mug.To Lancel is to pull your penis out of a woman and spray your seed on her belly. This is to prevent your seed from quickening in her womb.
by Onaan June 29, 2011
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When a man is about to reach his climax during traditional sex, he pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and inserts it into her anus to orgasm while shouting "lance of justice!"
by hkrazy October 17, 2009
Get the Lance of Justice mug.A mysterious spaceship claimed to be a model of the Chevrolet Lacetti. It is able to leave the Earth's atmosphere if 'it' (an alien) is inside the automobile. It is also meteor proof, so whenever a meteor strikes the vehicle, it just bounces off and brakes into smaller pieces.
Also Lacetti arrives like 1-2 hrs before it should actually arrive at a destination.
Also Lacetti arrives like 1-2 hrs before it should actually arrive at a destination.
Yo, Vlad, Where is It?
Idk, Probably going home with Lacetti.
Yo, Vlad, I saw Lacetti parked on the street, eh!
It is only 2:30, It should have come only at 3:30!
Idk, Probably going home with Lacetti.
Yo, Vlad, I saw Lacetti parked on the street, eh!
It is only 2:30, It should have come only at 3:30!
by wanking December 14, 2016
Get the Lacetti mug.A Sweet smart girl who everyone likes. Usually tall and athletic. Likes all the boys but is not a hoe or slut. She's Strong and is not afraid of a fight if she believes in a cause.
Boy 1: dam is that laicee?
Boy 2: ya, she's sexy as a fox!
Boy 1: she's rocking that crop top!
Girl 1: I wish I was her.
Girl 2:who laicee?
Girl 3: ya, she can get anyone!
Laicee: hey boys.
Boy 1: dam mommy!
Boy 2: you got it going on girl!
Boy 3: let me get with that body!
Boy 2: ya, she's sexy as a fox!
Boy 1: she's rocking that crop top!
Girl 1: I wish I was her.
Girl 2:who laicee?
Girl 3: ya, she can get anyone!
Laicee: hey boys.
Boy 1: dam mommy!
Boy 2: you got it going on girl!
Boy 3: let me get with that body!
by Volleyball lover 4 January 21, 2017
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For example:
If your partner is too clingy, she don't have the Lance.
If she is lady in the street and freak in the sheets, she has the Lance
If your partner is too clingy, she don't have the Lance.
If she is lady in the street and freak in the sheets, she has the Lance
by Kapiche January 2, 2020
Get the Lance mug.A very uncommon re-rack in beer pong which is a variation of the power I, but with the back cup moved slightly to the side to look like a dick with one ball. Also, one could re-rack to a dick and balls, which is 2 cups in the back with two in an I formation off the front, and then promptly remove one cup leaving you with the lance armstrong.
Big Dirty Dan:Dude, we have three cups left what should we rereack to??
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.
by stevengross September 1, 2009
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