Strangled Vagina

When someone is a little cunt and wont shut up and keeps bitching.

Omg that kid is being such a Strangled Vagina, I wish he would just shut up.

by WootALoot July 14, 2009

Stranglers

Men's underwear so worn that testicles drop through holes and get the circulation cut off.

Jacob was walking funny at work because he obviously had a pair of stranglers on.

by Scoddy71 November 2, 2016

Straggly

A person who is straight and crusty/ a way to describe the bad type of straight person.

Hey bro, no need to be so straggly.

Ew don’t hang out with Travis he’s straggly.

by Yoonmin.inc January 11, 2021

Strangling Antler

The act of masturbating before work

Sorry I’m late, I’ve spent most of my morning strangling antler

by hero_of_kvatch August 26, 2021

Muppet Strangler

One who applies sufficient pressure to the taint as to restrict the flow of seminal fluid during ejaculation

I was with this chick who was a Muppet Strangler, she squeezed my gouch so I couldnt cum. The evil bitch.

by MajorHole September 11, 2016

Kentucky Strangler

When a guys package is grabbed, twisted, and pulled.

When Ben was hitting on Tim's sister, Tim gave Ben a Kentucky Strangler.

by DudeWithAFace February 2, 2017

Texas Strangler

Rub your nuts on ones face while holding your dick

I gave him the Texas Strangler!

by Nuke_Vex January 22, 2020