Definitions by Scoddy71

Dumbnation 

The ability of elected officials to provide ludicrous but catchy “solutions” to contrived and/or real problems in a fashion that convinces the constituency that the problem that didn’t exist has been fixed.

With President Trump’s turning of The Big Beautiful Water valve somewhere in America, and The People believing he fixed it, the dumbnation of the country was complete.

Dumbnation by Scoddy71 February 1, 2025

Opinionist 

Someone of little knowledge of anything but having a considerable platform and public voice. An idiot who postulates for a living and ducks behind a "well that's just my opinion" defense of his or her bullshit.

Fox news has a ton of opinionists and a shortage of journalists.

Opinionist by Scoddy71 July 28, 2021

MAGALIA 

PRO-Trump Make America Great Again regalia, symbolism or imagery.

As we drove through the trailer park, we saw many front porches festooned in magalia.

MAGALIA by Scoddy71 January 26, 2021

trumpnosis 

The effect of inserting "Trump" into a discussion that makes something normally impossible, incorrect and/or invalid, suddenly become possible, correct and/or valid to a conservative.

She knew borrowing money and saying someone else will pay you back is wrong but under trumpnosis, she changed her view and it decided it was a good idea.

trumpnosis by Scoddy71 January 9, 2017

trumpnosis 

The effect of inserting "Trump" into a discussion that makes something normally impossible, incorrect and/or invalid, suddenly become possible, correct and/or valid to a conservative.

She knew borrowing money and saying someone else will pay you back is wrong but under trumpnosis, she changed her view and it decided it was a good idea.

trumpnosis by Scoddy71 January 9, 2017

Stranglers 

Men's underwear so worn that testicles drop through holes and get the circulation cut off.

Jacob was walking funny at work because he obviously had a pair of stranglers on.

Stranglers by Scoddy71 November 2, 2016

Anchor 

Verb: To cover a "floater" with an additional length of toilet paper in order to make it flush.

Noun: A length of toilet paper strategically layered on top of a "floater" so that the next flush will drag it down.

V. I had to anchor a three-flush floater to finally get it to go down.
N. Sometimes you just need a good anchor to drag down stubborn floaters.

Anchor by Scoddy71 November 22, 2014