9 definitions by Scoddy71
Verb: to upstage, show up, eclipse and/or surpass even the most extraordinary accomplishments. To be more interesting than those around you.
James nearly won the spear fishing tournament with a world record catch, but Dean palmered him with an even bigger one.
You might hold the record for that course right now but I'm going to palmer you next season.
You might hold the record for that course right now but I'm going to palmer you next season.
by Scoddy71 June 1, 2014
To have to void one's bowels with such sudden urgency that making it to an established facility is impossible; to stealthily defecate in public when no other option is viable.
Mel was in trouble at the beach and pulled a De Soto.
Oh no! Guys, hold up your beach towels around me so I can poop De Soto right now!
Oh no! Guys, hold up your beach towels around me so I can poop De Soto right now!
by Scoddy71 June 1, 2014
Verb: To cover a "floater" with an additional length of toilet paper in order to make it flush.
Noun: A length of toilet paper strategically layered on top of a "floater" so that the next flush will drag it down.
Noun: A length of toilet paper strategically layered on top of a "floater" so that the next flush will drag it down.
V. I had to anchor a three-flush floater to finally get it to go down.
N. Sometimes you just need a good anchor to drag down stubborn floaters.
N. Sometimes you just need a good anchor to drag down stubborn floaters.
by Scoddy71 November 23, 2014
Verb: To cover a "floater" with an additional length of toilet paper in order to make it flush.
Noun: A length of toilet paper strategically layered on top of a "floater" so that the next flush will drag it down.
Noun: A length of toilet paper strategically layered on top of a "floater" so that the next flush will drag it down.
V. I had to anchor a three-flush floater to finally get it to go down.
N. Sometimes you just need a good anchor to drag down stubborn floaters.
N. Sometimes you just need a good anchor to drag down stubborn floaters.
by Scoddy71 November 23, 2014
Someone of little knowledge of anything but having a considerable platform and public voice. An idiot who postulates for a living and ducks behind a "well that's just my opinion" defense of his or her bullshit.
by Scoddy71 July 28, 2021
by Scoddy71 January 26, 2021
The effect of inserting "Trump" into a discussion that makes something normally impossible, incorrect and/or invalid, suddenly become possible, correct and/or valid to a conservative.
She knew borrowing money and saying someone else will pay you back is wrong but under trumpnosis, she changed her view and it decided it was a good idea.
by Scoddy71 January 10, 2017