gloat

An extremely wide, teethy smile. Often childish, and pretty much obnoxious and rude.

"That retard kept gloating everytime he laid eyes on me. I shoulda told him 'you're about two seconds away from wearing that smile around your ass'. But no, I'm a nice guy. Being a nice guy is actually a VERY difficult life, perhaps much harder than being a mean guy. Although it pays off, you have to be VERY patient too."
-me

by Dave July 11, 2004

gloating

Gloating about your accomplishment to strangers is like painting a portrait and asking a blind man how it looks... No one cares.

I swear, whoever nicked my Microsoft office package is in big trouble. They have my word.

it told me to include the word (gloating)

by I smell a cunt July 11, 2016

gooftard

A combination of one crazy goofy looking person, with a retarded sloth thrown into their DNA somewhere.

My gym teacher is a huge gooftard...

by James Robertson March 31, 2003

goft

when the act of giving a person a gift gets replaced by an act of goofery. If honestly accidental, it is considered to be a minor goft, but if intentional is deemed to be fully goft

I never got Suzy a gift for her birthday, so I fully goft her! I turned my phone off and took her best friendemy out for dinner just to avoid her.

by speedchef December 2, 2014

gloat-meal

A fictional word derived from oatmeal, used metaphorically when somebody is overly proud of themselves or are overly boastful and annoying, especially when they win a game (usually online, but it doesn't really matter; I thought of it when I won a game of darts).

Todd beat me at Halo 3, and he sure loves to eat his Gloat-meal!

by Patrick G. July 20, 2008

Glotching

Sick or not well, vomiting

Today, I'm glotching so I will not go to work.

by Izabizaba October 8, 2017

chavonne gloster

Chavonne Gloster is the most soccer mom name/title there is. A Chavonne Gloster is excited about everything to do with school and school spirit, basically a soccer mom who is also the greatest person in the world.

omg she is such a chavonne gloster
yeah, you're right! she is so into school spirit and being a soccer mom!

by Awesome a August 24, 2017