Carpenter

A carpenter is a legit, badass, problem solving, beer drinking, tang slaying, beast of a man!

Mary: man my dude is a pussy!
Mary’s friend: bitch you shoulda got you a carpenter! My man is the shit. Fixes everything and smashes like a beast!
Mary: well gotta Ditch this electrician!

by Bwahaha26 June 12, 2018

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Rudy Carpenter

Worst collegiate quarterback of all time. Spent 4 years at ASU, turning a promising team with national title aspirations into a doormat that could not even beat the UA. Prone to blowing big games, throwing multiple interceptions, fumbling profusely, blaming others for his mistakes, and generally being a complete waste of a quarterback. Often found crying after a loss.

"Throw the ball Rudy, the receiver's open! Oh goddammit Rudy Carpenter why did you throw another interception?"

by eljefe81 June 21, 2009

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Carpenter's dream

A girl who's as flat as a board and has a wooden personality, but she's easy to nail.

I can't find a date for Saturday night, so I'll just ask out my neighbor - she's a carpenter's dream.

by rasta21 July 17, 2013

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Hollie Carpenter

Colloquial slang for a whore. Similar to a slag, but only greater on the prostitutional scale.

I Hollie Carpenter'd some girl last night!

Too bad she resembled a disfigured axe-wound.

by Mystery Tab December 10, 2009

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Carpenterrhea

A psychological disorder in which a person believes they are a carpenter, however everything they build would be considered an abysmal failure by any respectable carpentry association.

Guy 1: That has to be the worst lamp stand I have ever seen.
Guy 2: NNNNnnnooooooooooooo!
......
Guy 1: Tell it to me straight, Doc, what's he got?
Doc: Carpenterrhea!

by Fls'Zen December 15, 2011