Carpenterrhea

A psychological disorder in which a person believes they are a carpenter, however everything they build would be considered an abysmal failure by any respectable carpentry association.

Guy 1: That has to be the worst lamp stand I have ever seen.
Guy 2: NNNNnnnooooooooooooo!
......
Guy 1: Tell it to me straight, Doc, what's he got?
Doc: Carpenterrhea!

by Fls'Zen December 09, 2011

Morgician

A professional who combines the skills of a magician and a mortician. They create spectacular and memorable funerals for their clients. They can make the deceased appear to levitate, vanish, or transform into something else. They can also perform tricks with the coffin, the flowers, and the mourners. A morgician may also be called a funeral magician or a necromancer.

He was mesmerized by the morgician’s performance, and he couldn’t take his eyes off her as she conjured up a beautiful bouquet of roses from the ashes of the deceased.

by Fls'Zen March 02, 2024

timbler

A timid person who is a complete bumbler under the sheets.

I took a Keith home last night from the bar, but he was such a complete timbler that I had to call him an Uber before I got hurt.

by Fls'Zen April 05, 2018