Definitions by Fls'Zen

Morgician 

A professional who combines the skills of a magician and a mortician. They create spectacular and memorable funerals for their clients. They can make the deceased appear to levitate, vanish, or transform into something else. They can also perform tricks with the coffin, the flowers, and the mourners. A morgician may also be called a funeral magician or a necromancer.

He was mesmerized by the morgician’s performance, and he couldn’t take his eyes off her as she conjured up a beautiful bouquet of roses from the ashes of the deceased.

Morgician by Fls'Zen March 1, 2024

timbler

A timid person who is a complete bumbler under the sheets.

I took a Keith home last night from the bar, but he was such a complete timbler that I had to call him an Uber before I got hurt.

timbler by Fls'Zen May 22, 2018

Carpenterrhea 

A psychological disorder in which a person believes they are a carpenter, however everything they build would be considered an abysmal failure by any respectable carpentry association.

Guy 1: That has to be the worst lamp stand I have ever seen.
Guy 2: NNNNnnnooooooooooooo!
......
Guy 1: Tell it to me straight, Doc, what's he got?
Doc: Carpenterrhea!

Carpenterrhea by Fls'Zen December 15, 2011