Carpenterrhea

A psychological disorder in which a person believes they are a carpenter, however everything they build would be considered an abysmal failure by any respectable carpentry association.

Guy 1: That has to be the worst lamp stand I have ever seen.
Guy 2: NNNNnnnooooooooooooo!
......
Guy 1: Tell it to me straight, Doc, what's he got?
Doc: Carpenterrhea!

by Fls'Zen December 15, 2011