AOL

A good excuse to use Internet Explorer.

"AOL: well what can i say...it sucks!"

by manutdfan4life February 17, 2005

AOL

The most horrid internet provider in the known universe. Now makes makes equally shitty computers.

People who use AOL need to be casterated.

by [mute] December 5, 2004

AOL

If you want a shittier internet, come to America Offline.

Me hearing commercial: If you want a better internet, come to America Online.
Me speaking aloud: America Offline is the shittiest! It should be for Mac users.

by conner March 13, 2005

AOL

When discussing what is wrong with the internet, this is where you begin.

Do yourself a favor and go download a real web browser like Oprah or Mozilla.

by Dash November 2, 2003

AOL

Unreliable, bulky, slow, stupid, spyware admitting, self centered virus disguised as an ISP that is own3d by Firefox with a DSL line.

me: This Sucks! i'm getting a third party DSL line and firefox
aol fuckwad: We have aol for broadband, it would work with dsl
me: but you dont take it in the ass from Firefox, Faggot!
aol fuckwad: but we only cost and arm and a leg!
me: what part of "fuck off and die you stupid piece of shit" dont you understand!

by Salem May 13, 2005

AOL

AOL = After Orgasm Look

Kirby: You look sleepy.
Benj: No, it's just my AOL.

by Nick Ang July 5, 2006

AOL

An awful ISP that ruins everything it touches. Only douchebags and losers use it. AOL provides the worst service possible. I know somone that actually still uses AOL. He tries to commit suicide daily, but we always catch him in the act. Damn you AOL! Your shitty service is going to cost us an aquaintance!

Me: Man, you hear about Joe?

Steve: No, what happened?

Me: His AOL kicked him off for the fifth time this hour, so he slit his wrists. He'll be ok, but we've got to get him onto a more reliable service.

Steve: I've got some old Prodigy disks at home; will that work?

Me: Hmm... a 14 year old dead ISP provider vs AOL. Yeah, Prodigy wins.

by Hano-Bano February 28, 2008