Screenior

An elder or person above 50 years old who is on their phone a lot. Specifically an old man who has glasses and has to holds his phone far away to read it. Can also be used to retaliate against a senior calling a teenager a screenager

Dad, get off your phone, you're being a screenior!

by Xjude7 May 7, 2017

Screenior

Elderly person who spends a lot of time on their iPad.

My grandpa is a screenior, i can't even get his attention.
Check out those screenior citizens, they're probably reading Fox News.

by BikeTour26 August 11, 2025

screenior citizen

An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.

My grandma spends all her time at the computer now that I taught her to surf the web. She's a screenior citizen.

by black@heart September 8, 2010

screenior citizen

An person who spends all their time in front of the TV or Computer (screens).

1. Ugh, my 15 year old sister is such a screenior citizen, she's always on facebook.

2. Q: Hey, should i make a Myspace account?
A: No way! It's full of screenior citizens!

by frakenzie January 10, 2011

Screener Season

Christmas for BitTorrent users.

Screener season takes place in early January to mid-February when special DVD copies of movies being considered for awards like the Oscars are sent out to voters.

These movies are usually still in theaters / cinemas at the time so the only other pirated copies around are poor quality cams.

Inevitably, these special copies find their way onto popular BitTorrent sites like Pirate Bay.

You can tell it's a screener because there's a watermark that pops up every so often saying "For Your Consideration".

Jim: Do you guys want to go see Django at the movie theatre on Thursday?

Dave: It's screener season next week dude, I can just hook my laptop up to the TV.

Jim: Oh sweet.

by Bootlegger501 January 11, 2013

screwnicorn

When two raging lesbians get naked and strap dildos to their foreheads, they get down on all fours and crawl around trying to penetrate each other.

My lesbian roommate tried playing screwnicorns and ended up finding out she likes anal.

by zwicks December 16, 2004

screenlooker

A screenlooker is anyone who on a multiplayer shooter looks at another player's screen to identify their location and frag them as many times as possible. An example game is Halo 2.

"Dude how the freak did you just kill me?"
"I'm just really good."
"Damn screenlooker."

by ColdVantage January 4, 2005