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screenworth 

Derived from the portmanteau of "screen time" and "self-worth", this slang term refers to the phenomenon where you outsource your self-worth to the maximum amount of screen time that you can get from your parents. For example, when you're participating in the competition of getting as much screen time as possible from your parents, while your opponents are 270 millions of Indonesian residents with the average screen time of 6.05 hours per day — the highest in the world.
After arguing with my parents for an extra hour of screen time, I realized my screenworth was way too high—it's like I measured my value based on how much time I could binge-watch YouTube on my smartphone compared to my friends!
screenworth by Emotional Cruiser September 24, 2025
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Seenworthy 

A text sent by one party reprehensible enough where the other party feels compelled or justified to leave them on seen.
Friend 1: She left me on seen like a few hours ago, but question, what I said wasn't seenworthy is it?

Friend 2: Oh not at all! I mean at worst you made her rethink how to approach this

Friend 1: Okay good!
Seenworthy by Totallynotnoah1 December 10, 2018
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
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Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
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