beerlesque

Drunken dancing that involves taking off or pushing aside clothing. Usually performed by young girls too inebriated to stand upright, much less look alluring and seductive while undressing. Often followed by throwing up beside the speakers.

"Hey look, Tina and Faith are performing a beerlesque dance for everyone...oh shit, Faith just fell off the table..."

by black@heart February 24, 2013

Hit the # key

Put on noticeable weight. Get fat. (Hit the 'pound' key.}

"Wow look at Lynn. She's a walrus!"
"Yes, after she had her kids she really hit the # key."

by Black@Heart January 24, 2010

spank account

The mental "bank account" where you memorize thoughts or images you want to think about later while you masturbate (spank).

Oh my God look at Elizabeth today...she looks so HAWT. Those jeans are definitely going into my spank account.

by Black@Heart October 21, 2010

smickety smack

Talk that is so far beyond SMACK, it's SMICKETY SMACK.

This phrase can legitimately be spoken in a sing-song rhythm as a counter argument when someone is going so far past logical reasoning that logic simply will not work against them.

This phrase is normally used when the other person has come up with the same smack a thousand times before.

Elizabeth: "I don't want to be with you because you look at too much porn and pay too much attention to other women and talk about women too much and...and...and...and..."

Wes: "Smick smack SMICKETY SMACK smick smack!"

by Black@Heart March 17, 2010

ryetard

(n) A person who is retarded from drinking too much rye.

If you drink too many rye and cokes, you'll become a ryetard.

"Whoa, that girl is totally hammered. She's ryetarded."

by Black@Heart November 21, 2009

Brownberrying

Using your Blackberry while sitting on the toilet.

"Hey what's that beeping noise, dude? What you doing in there?"

"It's cool man...I'm dropping a load and sending a text to Stacey. I'm Brownberrying!

by Black@Heart November 18, 2009

brossage

A massage from a 'bro'. Normally used by straight guys who want to massage each other without seeming gay. Brossage is very popular with prisoners.

"Man my shoulders are tight tonight."
"Want a brossage? That should loosen them up."
"Yeah, bro, that would be great...get on."

by Black@Heart November 18, 2009