Screenior

An elder or person above 50 years old who is on their phone a lot. Specifically an old man who has glasses and has to holds his phone far away to read it. Can also be used to retaliate against a senior calling a teenager a screenager
Dad, get off your phone, you're being a screenior!
by Xjude7 May 07, 2017
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screenior citizen

An old person who spends all his/her time at the computer or television.
My grandma spends all her time at the computer now that I taught her to surf the web. She's a screenior citizen.
by black@heart September 08, 2010
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screenior citizen

An person who spends all their time in front of the TV or Computer (screens).
1. Ugh, my 15 year old sister is such a screenior citizen, she's always on facebook.

2. Q: Hey, should i make a Myspace account?
A: No way! It's full of screenior citizens!
by frakenzie January 10, 2011
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Screenior

Elderly person who spends a lot of time on their iPad.
My grandpa is a screenior, i can't even get his attention.
Check out those screenior citizens, they're probably reading Fox News.
by BikeTour26 August 11, 2025
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